Not long ago the pubs of Scotland went smoke-free. Second-hand smoke and all that.
Once the air cleared, the second-hand flatulence of Stewart Laidlaw became an issue, so to speak, at Thirsty Kirsty’s in Dunfermline, Fife. Once the combined aromatics of pipe, cigar and cigarette left the pub Stewart’s contributions stood rear and center.
Stewart, who looks quite a bit like Rodney Dangerfield, was agast. He said he walked into the pub and landlord John Thow turned to him from across the pub and said, “Stewart, that’s the last fart you do in this pub. Get out.’ I didn’t even have a chance to draw breath.” Perhaps it was to his own better health, that.
![His Loudship [Lord] Steward Laidlaw](http://arationalaversion.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/his-flatulence-lord-stewart-laidlaw.jpg)
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